drinkerthinker

when the front page of BBC News announces:

The Pope has a very high fever caused by a urinary tract infection, the Vatican says in a statement.

These are things I don't need to know. I read the entire Little House on the Prairie series. Laura never talks about going to the bathroom, though I am sure in all those years it happened once or twice. You know these things go on, you just don't have to write it down and publish it.

And now all I have running though my head is "Pope penis Pope penis Pope penis". That's going to do wonders for my referers, I am sure.